I’ve never exhibited at a convention before ahhhhhhhhhh this is exciting and terrifying.
At least I have people to cuddle to get me through the day :D
Suppose an emperor was persuaded to wear a new suit of clothes whose material was so fine that, to the common eye, the clothes weren’t there. And suppose a little boy pointed out this fact in a loud clear voice …
Then you’d have The Story Of The Emperor Who Had No Clothes.
But if you knew a bit more, it would be The Story Of The Boy Who Got A Well-Deserved Thrashing From His Dad For Being Rude To Royalty, And Was Locked Up.
Or The Story Of The Whole Crowd That Was Rounded Up By The Guards And Told “This Didn’t Happen, Okay? Does Anyone Want To Argue?”
Or it could be a story of how a whole kingdom suddenly saw the benefits of the “new clothes” and developed an enthusiasm for healthy sports in a lively and refreshing atmosphere that gets many more adherents every year, which led to a recession caused by the collapse of the commercial clothing industry.
It could even be the story about The Great Pneumonia Epidemic of ’09.
It all depends on how much you know.